My second kid, Theo, was born at 8 lbs 1 oz — a solid, chunky baby by every measure. Two weeks later, at his checkup, he was down to 7 lbs 6 oz, and the pediatrician’s face did that thing where she’s trying to look neutral but you can tell she’s not. I remember sitting
I remember standing in my kitchen at 2 a.m. with my second baby screaming in one arm and a tub of formula in the other hand, feeling like I was about to fail some test nobody had actually given me. My supply had tanked that week — stress, a bad cold, who knows — and
My friend Dana married a guy with two kids — 9 and 12 at the time — and about six weeks in she called me crying, not because anything terrible happened, but because the 9-year-old asked her to pass the ketchup and then said “thank you” in this careful, formal voice, like Dana was a
My friend Priya called me at nine at night, which is how I knew it was bad. Her son had come home from school that day and asked if they could “just do sandwiches” for lunch from now on. Not because he didn’t like dal. He loves dal, has since he was two and used
My son once cried — actual tears — because I turned off the same 90-second clip of a garbage truck for the eleventh time in a row. It was 5:10 p.m. The chicken was still frozen. I remember standing at the counter thinking, I have a graduate degree and I cannot get through the next
My youngest turned six months old on a Tuesday, and by Thursday I had a high chair, a bib shaped like a strawberry, and a container of mashed banana I’d made with entirely too much ceremony. She looked at the spoon, looked at me, and turned her head so fast I nearly got banana on
Somewhere around mile 200 on I-80, my youngest lost it. Not fussy-cry, but the full-body, red-faced, “I have rejected this car seat and everything it stands for” scream. We still had four hours to go. My husband looked at me like what do we do, and I remember thinking, with total clarity, that no blog
I remember standing in my kitchen at 2:14 in the morning — I checked the clock, that’s how I know the exact time — bouncing my son while he gnawed on my collarbone like it owed him money. My shirt was soaked through with drool. I had a browser tab open titled “is teething actually
My daughter’s first pool trip lasted exactly four minutes before she lost it — full-body screaming, the kind where other people at the pool start looking around for whoever’s hurting a child. Then, weirdly, she went quiet, looked down at the water around her belly, and smacked it with both hands like she’d invented percussion.
My son started crawling on a Tuesday. By Thursday he’d found the one outlet I swore I’d covered back in month four — behind the bookshelf, half-hidden, the kind of spot you forget exists until a seven-month-old with surprising upper body strength drags himself over there like it’s a mission. He wasn’t even going for
